kilopology
literally, “a thousand pardons.” a geeky form of apology that is nominally three orders of magnitude better than a simple, “i’m sorry.” kilopology is the most commonly used si-unitized solicitation of forgiveness; others include “megapology” (offered in matters of s-xual infidelity), “gigapology” (offered in matters of accidentally killing a little girl’s pet pony), and terapology (offered when destroying worlds). antonyms: millipology (i.e., not really giving a sh-t) & picopology (i.e., not even giving a fart).
dude! i didn’t mean to spill your beer. a kilopology and refill are in order.
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