kiloversary or k-day refers to the day when someone or something is an even multiple of 1000 days old. such as: when someone is 35 years, 7 months and 3 days old they can celebrate their 13th kiloversary or k-day.
i used wolframalpha to figure out what my kiloversary is.
transference of intimate feelings through physical interactions of two or more (: ent-ties. me and jamie last night were so close during our session of sweemonkelove that we were like a single person.
- Dolphin Cry
the muted moaning sound of a woman being gagged during a deepthroat. resembles the sound made by dolphins at play. ho note: cheap whorish eye makeup will run safety note: do not attempt upside down with congested sinuses during an inverted flyby. you haven’t heard them f-ck before? his old lady lets out a dolphin […]
a term coined by carl “carlvosior griptape” williams in conjunction with geovanni reda in a video posted on theberrics.com for a brown paper bag filled with -ssorted candies. there must be a balance between sweet and sour candies. popular sweetybag items include, but are not limited to, mike and ikes, sour skittles, sour patch kids, […]
- Cop Block
following someone home while they are intoxicated in order to save them from being pulled over. usually occurs when any one of your friends drinks themselves to a drunken stupor and insists on driving after having “only a few beers”. victor: man i was so faded last nite, danny if you hadn’t cop blocked me […]
- poop chute fanatic
the best friend of a b-ttsl-t. one who enjoys giving it to people in the -n-s. psycho b-tch is a b-ttsl-t who enjoys the company of her p–p chute fanatic father. she even had an -ss baby with him. see incest