kim don-uld
supreme leader of the democratic people’s republic of america. born into a rich and powerful family, kim don-uld (김도널) or “dear leader” ascended to the supreme leadership in 2017 after a sham election in which, embarr-ssingly for him, his opponent received the majority of votes. known for his hot temper, instability, and unspeakable crimes against his own people, don-uld regularly gets into shouting matches with foreign leaders who remind him too much of himself.
kim don-uld swore that his enemies would swiftly be met with fire and fury the likes of which they had never seen. because of this, western democracies do not think the country is safe in his hands and are advocating regime change by any means necessary.
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