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• debin

  a d-ck with no kn-b. generally on people from newy high known as pano sklavos. “oi ya f-ckin debin” “oi buv he’s got the fattest f-ckin debin”

• trumpsgiving

  that special holiday when we all give thanks for the absurd and never-ending washington sh-tshow. trumpsgiving is a day that binds us together in our m-ss grat-tude for this house of cards.

• tongue punch the shit shooter

  eating the booty. eating -ss. licking that booty good. imma gunna tongue punch the sh-t shooter when i get home. gunna eat dat -ss so good she go cross eyed.

• the velvet surprise

  when you can’t finish during s-x and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came. “yo i had whiskey d-ck the other day with monica and i gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea.”

• profiski

  finskt ord från jugoslavien. person one: kys din get! person two: käften jävla profiski!

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