kimnoff
1) n. a dirty -ss brand of the cheap vodka only available at east end liquors in easton, md. not only do you get sh-tfaced for $5.79 a fifth, but your guaranteed free booting and a wicked two day hangover as well. easily recognizable by a label ill-strating a lame attempt at a russian castle and the plain words “kimnoff vodka”. and don’t try to put it in watermelons or make a mixed drink- it can’t be covered up. however, a large profit can be made off unsuspecting minors if poured into a smirnoff bottle.
1) f-cking kimnoff! why did i come back to you?
2) “hey charles, give me a fifth of that kimnoff sh-t- i only got six bucks”
“d-mn, your liver is gonna be torn up”
3) those suckers bought a fifth of kimnoff for $20, and soon after were seen booting off the porch.”
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