Kimo Steamer


a development of the cleveland steamer. in order to push the boundaries more, the sh-t is deposited on the face of the the receiver.

the receiver may be awake or asleep, willing or unwilling.
person a: too much internet p-rn means i can only get off on illegal kimo steamer videos now

person b: i hear you – it’s latvian midget albino crotch punishment for me, or i’m perma-flaccid

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