kimono
a cool robe originating in j-pan. it’s usually made of silk and feels like heaven! they have existed for thousands of years in some form and are so cool!
kimonos will get you waved through the security at j-panfest and and get ppl asking you questions like you’re some important person, and they’ll want to tak epics of you.
there are many different types of kimono with different names.
i went to j-panfest wearing a kimono. it was osm
baggy, silk robe originating from j-pan.
jin from samurai champloo wears a kimono
extremely chill.
that hammock looks super kimono.
high quality brand of condoms distributed by mayer labs, inc.
the kimono microthin is one of the thinnest condoms on the market.
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