right before a male is about to -j-c-l-t- while having intercourse(oral included), he pulls out and c-ms behind a females ear. usually a picture is taken for proof of such an accomplishment, but is not necessary to pull off the maneuver. if you want to make this experience a little more entertaining have her try to lick the c-m up from behind her ear, and tell her if she does not try for at least 3 minutes the picture you have taken of her with a load of baby batter behind her ear will be released on the internet or if taken with phone sent out in a m-ss text. (just tell her that you will put it on the internet or send it in a m-ss text. do not actually send it out! if she says no…she says no! and you just try again next time!).
1.”she let me give her a kimzl!”
2.”yo i kimzled katherine last night”
- knick knack paddy cr*p
the endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch. i will never move again – we’ve been unpacking knick knack paddy cr-p for a week!
- macadamia nuts
those sneaky little b-st-rds that hide out in cookies and try to fool you into thinking they’re white chocolate chips. with my mouth watering, i bit into a soft cookie full of luscious white chunks, only to get a mouthful of macadamia nuts. to express how cool something or someone is. man this party is […]
- pink pipeline
pulling a girl’s small intestine out of her stomach and through her -n-s and proceeding to fornicate. domique: “mah stomach and mah -ss hurts, mah bf must have pulled the pink pipeline on me last night”
- sack lunch
presenting your b-lls to someone to be sucked and or licked. lay down on your back cindy, ive got a sack lunch for you! taken from a fictional movie t-tled discussed in an episode of seinfeld, in which an entire family is ensconced inside a huge brown bag, this phrase can be used when you […]
- sack patch
the culmination of facial hair in what appears to be the infamous “soul-patch,” however, this variant being more circular around the bottom edges, giving it more of the appearance of the human male’s scr-t-m pouch. dude 1: “dude, have you seen kurt’s soul-patch? it’s gotten pretty thick, eh?” dude 2: “indeed, my friend. what does […]