Kinder-egging


a s-xual term, referring to a threefold experience. the first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or ‘downers’, such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of s-xual gratification via the partners (or ‘eggers’) hand stimulation, the third part is the ‘surprise’ (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or c-n-l just as their s-xual climax is experienced.
-he kinder-egged her good on martin’s bridge, right into the water and she was p-ssed!
-she gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

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