kindergarten cop
a film directed by ivan reitman. released in 1990.
arnold schwarzenegger stars as detective john kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named cullen crisp. when he finally tracks crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. kimble finds out the name of the school crisp’s son attends. he is then -ssigned a new partner, phoebe o’hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to astoria, oregon. unfortunately for kimble, o’hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
awesome “kindergarten cop” quotes:
“well i’ve got news for you, you are mine now, you belong to me!”
“i’m detective john kimble. i’m a cop, you idiot!”
“it’s not a toomah!”
“boys have a p-n-s, girls have a v-g-n-.”
“my dad is a gynecologist. he looks at v-g-n-s all day.”
“who is your daddy, and what does he do?”
“stop whining! you kids are soft. you lack discipline.”
ah-nuld (to little kid): are these all your lunches?
(boy shakes his head no)
ah-nuld: you mean you eat other people’s lunches?
(boy nods his head yes)
ah-nuld (yells): stop it!
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