the act of wrapping ones genitals in a fruit roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of s-xual consent.
dude: hey babe, wanna go down on me?
cl-ssy lady: ew noway! gossip girl is on!
dude: come on, ill give you the kindergartners delight.
cl-ssy lady: awe, you spoil me babe! take those pants off!
- king lear
a mad c-nt. “kill kill kill kill kill kill!”- king lear
- c*m strike
c-m strike — noun. a concerted and deliberate action undertaken by a couple separated by distance in such a way that actual s-x is impossible for a period of time during their separation, whereby each member of the couple voluntary and explicitly refrains from any self-induced -rg-sm in antic-p-tion of an eventual (and hopefully, proximate!) […]
- kinky 5
this is the coolest group consisting of: andy, michael, nina, megan, and nick. they host charity events, and the best parties in northeast. jess: “hey did you guys get a chance to hang out with the kinky 5 this weekend?” lindsey & nicole: “no : i’m not cool enough.” jess: hahaha, i am.
- puta merda
puta merda is a brazilian expression that means: holy sh-t! puta merda, esse cara e um imbecil! holy sh-t this guy is an idiot!
the coolest most down to earth chick ever. she is funny an cute and has freakish bug eyes(just kidding), she really does have beautiful eyes. pandaa is the one girl all guys want but can’t have a when pandaa wants a guy she can never have him. all she wants is to find love, when […]