kindersmear
a kindersmear is the state of your face when you have applied your make-up and lipstick so poorly due to affects of drunkenness or making out and/or exhaustion that you end up looking like an extra from whatever happened to baby jane the movie.
looking like your 3 and getting into mommys’ make up.
putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)
i was so drunk when i kissed that boy named norman, i forgot i had applied nars red lizard and ended up with a huge kindersmear on my lips, cheek and chin.
the bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and i was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.
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