Kindig Chop
it’s an ultimate smackdown. almost entirely fatal, only one is to know to have survived such brutal -ss kicking. kindig chop a secret karate type maneuver, it is believed to be mastered once every 100 years. it is also believed that kindig masters inherent a small caribbean island to use as mating grounds. the rich beach sand is believe to help the s-m-n become bad -ss while in the womb. also it believed that kindig masters can build super computers that could run 3 countries, some as big as the banana republic.
get kindig chopped b-tch! kindig chop, the one and only
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