kindleclicks
those soft double-clicks heard only in quiet environments like doctor’s offices, libraries, and in bed at night as the sound of somebody turning the page of a book on their amazon kindle or other ereader.
i thought my wife was way more into her novel, in bed last night, since her kindleclicks were way faster than me, reading the latest christopher moore — until i saw she had the print size dialed up so she wouldn’t have to wear her gl-sses.
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