king hippo


something that appears difficult, but is really simple with the right knowledge. based on the mike tyson’s punchout character of the same name.
last night’s homework was hard!
-what that? nah that was so king hippo
stemming from the boxer in mike tyson’s punch out…a king hippo is when a male inserts his p-n-s into the bellyb-tton of his partner. when finished, the partner covers it up with an “x” of white tape.
oh johnny, king hippo me, king hippo me all night long!

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