Kindling
the act of becoming extremely involved in reading an amazon kindle.
ex. 1: hey, i’ve got to leave early.. i’m kindling in bed tonight.
kindling
when presented with a paperback copy of animal farm, a look of shock appeared in the kindling’s eyes.
reading a kindle, or other electronic reading device.
so what did you think about… i’m sorry. i didn’t see you were kindling.
n. a group or gathering of red-headed people gingers
i saw several kindlings of gingers at the st. patrick’s day parade.
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