mutatiofabulation
the unintentional transformation of a patient’s story over time, frequently resulting in unnecessary diagnostic tests or unneeded dangerous treatments. the causes are multiple, but usually a result of too many novice history takers guiding and coaching the patent’s answers.
1. this guy came to clinic to get a return to work note and ended up getting a ct scan, mri, and 3 spinal taps due to mutatiofabulation.
explanation: a man has a slight cold and calls in sick to work. he feels well by the afternoon and decides to paint the ceiling, which causes a stiff neck. when he goes to clinic to get a note the story becomes distorted and he gets workep-up for meningitis.
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