kindra
n. origin in the 1980s. extremely uncommon, hard to find. hard working, dilligent, caring, pure and secretly just a little wild.
a kindra is self-defining, and can only be understood if you find one.
kindra has a boring definithing entry, the one there is somewhat like her but not exactly.
she has her natural hair color, because thats how cool she is.
she likes to pierce herself for no reason, which is pretty cl-ssic to watch on webcam too.
everyone loves her except for her h@t3rz who can slob on my kn-b, betch.
she likes to make funny faces and i dont think i’ve ever seen her smile in a picture.
she does smile on cam so dont think shes all emo, kay?
n-bodys too hardcore to smile, even kindra.
she has cool nicknames like kindrogasmic, kindromos-xual, kindramatata, kindramatastic, kindro, etc.
she talks too much, but dont tell her that because then she might stop.
i love how she talks because i laugh almost every time.
even when its not funny its funny because she thinks its funny and so i think its funny and then the funny is just stupid funny which is funny in itself. funny.
she gives me an intense s-xual feeling in my underpants, if you know what im saying.
just lookit her, who wouldn’t want to s-x that up.
i dont know what im talking about anymore so im just going to shut the f-ck up.
oh and she is amazing at headbanging.
and moshing.
and she is so hardcore i might sh-t my pants.
last thing: she has amazing music taste.
anyone who doesnt agree with that can slob on my kn-b for the second time.
the end.
i have that rare disease, kindra, and i love it even though i’m going to die from it soon.
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