Kinetic Awareness
the ability or skill to know the position of your body in a moment in time and sp-ce. usually a byproduct of yoga or martial arts practice. used to hone skills in in s-xual prowess to a degree that is inconceivable.
bro 1: what happened with you and that girl last night?
bro 2: i so took her back to my place.
bro 1: you live with your parents; your full of sh-t!
bro 2: yeah i didn’t say have to say anything because i have perfect kinetic awareness on my body, including my c-ck! she was so dazed she didn’t know what the f-ck happened; exact for the fact that she had been f-cked.
bro 2: your f-cked up weird.
bro 1: yes… yes i am and your jealous as sh-t!
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