King Bernard


to either m-st-rb-t- or have an -rg-sm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. the name is based off of a 9th century italian king who plotted against emperor louis the pious. having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.
“oh my god i was fooling around with a guy in bed and he king bernard me for a whole hour.”

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