king cobb
a middle aged man, thinking he is in the prime of his life, tries to develop a relationship with a very young girl. typically a business owner or someone who thinks they are in a position of power. this man develops an attraction to the young girl. this is also known as getting a “cornhusk”, thus finally being known as “king cobb”
the boss has really turned into a king cobb. it’s sickening.
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