King Dog
awesome, brilliant.
derived from the t-tle role in a b-st–lity p-rn movie of the ’80s. the plot — as if one were necessary — runs as follows. dog, in the prime of its life, enjoys engaging in s-xual intercourse with human females. dog has a crisis of faith and begins fooling around with men. dog finally comes to his doggy senses and females start to give the dog a bone once more.
mike: i hear oliver had a pretty sordid night out on the town last week. filthy b-gg-r.
chris: that’s king dog man!
oliver: come on now, you do know what “king dog” actually means. it’s disgusting. don’t use that phrase in front of me again.
mike, chris: king dog!
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