king noob


the guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him – not only as a noob, but as a king noob.
that guy in enemy territory: quake wars who flies around in a tormentor all day, or parks the desecrator in the hanger on valley and camps hardcore.

“you’re all noobs, especially you, “m@sterkill3r”! you’re not just a fxcking noob, you are the king noob!”
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a lemming. a whiner, who stole our drake :'( . – uksa.
“your all tw-ts, f-ck you all, i’m keeping this drake, mwahahah!!1!!” – kingnoob

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