king nummy


named after a popular jersey sh-r- camp ground, a king nummy is when your private part is out of use usually do to heavy drinking so you just whip it out and beat it over your girl friends face repeatedly until she yells “yummy, gimme king nummy”

i had whisky d-ck like a m-f- last night so king nummy represented for me.
your last option is always king nummy.
she said she was pregnant. i sighed releif because you can’t get a b-tch knocked up by giving her grill a king nummy.

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