King of All Cosmos


a large celestial body, has a styling goatee and crown. made popular by the games katamari damacy and we love katamari, the king is often seen advising his son, the prince, and lazing about. there once was a time when he destroyed all the stars in the sky, but through his hard work and perseverance, he made his son fix it.
“it’s very good, yes, but if it had been us, it would have been much better”
the king of all cosmos

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