king of derp


an award given to the person best at derping in every way. derp faces, derp songs, derping pictures, just a plain old derptastic person. similar to homecoming king, king of derp receives a staff with a derp face carved on the end, and a crown that says derp. the award came about in spring of 2011 and is currently held by a high school sophmore in the pacific palisades area of los angeles, ca, named michael. nominees will be picked in january, and voting in the palisades will take place on april 29th, 2012, against any nominees, and michael for re-election.
“hey have you heard of that michael guy?”
“oh yeah the current king of derp!”
“yeah thats him”
“what a derptastic person

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