king of the castle


king of the castle:s-x on a tower, or other high structure with one or both people wearing a bk crown and afterwards exclaiming”king of the castle!”

also usually the “female” is bent over the side
man!poets seat tower is a perfect place to play king of the castle at night!
a lucky player in an over-comfortable pictorial pose with two or more females surrounding him on a couch, sofa or bed. usually meant for facebook status updates, the male subject occupies much more sp-ce than what he requires with his arms closely wrapped around the female “conquests”, exercising his property rights over them.
did you get a chance to meet keith in thailand?

he was surrounded by five or six new girlfriends. i didn’t want to ruin his king of the castle moment.

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