King Schlong


the gay p-rno version of peter jacksons ‘king kong’.
king schl-ng is expected to be a great hit within the h-m-s-xual community!
husband: we should see king schl-ng i hear it’s supposed to be very good
wife: king schl-ng is for gay people hunny, lolz0rz
husband: yeh, about that…

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