king shlong


a m-ssive p-n-s. the owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably m-ssive w-ng and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.
here love, you think you got game? you think you can handle king shlong without being torn a new -rs-hole? no lady can lap up king shlong’s pole, here l-ss, get ya’ laughin’ gear around this bad boy!

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