King TAO


the term tao originated in delaware county. started off by kids at malvern prep, tao stands for “taking advantage of” aka getting a hott girl reallly drunk and taking advantage of her inability to say no. (blank) has done this on numerous occasions, earning himself the name king tao
king tao got anotherrr girl drunk

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