king turd
the king of all t-rds.
a t-rd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
at times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
on rare occ-ssions a body has been discovered nearby.
holy sh-t,bob. look at this king t-rd!
a pile of sh-t on the ground. see douchebag.
the kingt-rd fell off.
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