a man with an abnormally long p-n-s, at least 15-19 inches. he is very fun to kick it with. ladies love him, all though he is still young, kinggrizzlie runs the youtube game, and is commonly known to f-ck b-tches longd-ckstyle.
“how did it go with that b-tch?”
“man i f-cked her like kinggrizzlie, longd-ckstlye.”
- giraffe child
a giraffe child is a child with a really long neck: it was born on the moon. it is often playing dark souls 5 on its ps2 and watching onision. you can find them at your local library. oh look, a nerd giraffe child. lemon goats. bad-ss fruit, kill it.
- aw shid broe
first created by @localbroe in efforts to recreate the phrase “oh sh-t bro!”. his fans are now in a broe frenzy and use it whenever they feel necessary. “aw shid broe! paolo used up all the tp”
the kindest yet quite rude when she wants be a d generally spotty and different shades of black quite flat in all ways and very loud and smart but likes every boy that is nice sweet and s-xy wow she’s so eyimufe
a guy who’s going out with someone and than fingers another uglier girl first person-hey, did you hear about jake he’s such a wildfinger second person- yea what a flog
when a girl ejects v-g-n-l lubricant when turned on. i went to see magic mike xxl and totally musted myself when a girl creams herself when she is turned on. so, i went to see magic mike xxl and i totally musted myself