kingifyy
i’m known for having the most hours on fortnite which is 500+ trillion. i’m glued and am always busy. i said i’ll play 100 percent, but the straps were to strong to unstrap, so i stayed strapped for another grind. i’m going d1 and i didn’t buy those wings. i’m good at bo2 and was benched junior. i jack off to kurt in my car and have jimmy neutron hair. i also have to wear a hat with my hastros. 6 years still sh-t at golf.
i’m kingifyy and i’m never leaving my room.
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