King’s Head
this recipe requires your c-ck and three females in the following positions: one on the shaft and the other two on each ball. these females may be referred to by a variety of different names depending on the king’s personal preference. these female references include, but not limited to:
-the three as an ensemble: the royal court, the triforce, or all the king’s women
-the one on the shaft: the queen, shaft sl-t, or dtp (deep throat professional)
-the two on the b-lls: the princesses, ball b-tch 1&2, or the stepchildren minders
warning: this maneuver requires careful positioning and planning to maximize enjoyment and prevent injury to any of the heads in the region.
my girlfriend has two really hot friends, but it took months
of waiting and a couple bottles of soco “100 proof” before i got my first king’s head
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