Kings Island


a popular themed amus-m-nt park located about 25 miles from downtown cincinnati. it is known for its many roller coasters, the most famous being the beast, still the world’s longest wooden roller coaster. there is a large water park, boomerang bay, which is included with admission, and nickelodeon universe, one of the highest ranked kids areas in the industry.

besides the beast also has the racer, a twin wooden coaster that is credited for sparking the “coaster renaissance” when it opened with the park in 1972. there is also son of beast, the world’s tallest and fastest wooden coaster; from 2000 until 2006, it had a vertical loop, making it the only wood coaster to do so. there is also a large collection of steel coasters, including vortex, flight of fear, and firehawk.

from 1993 until 2006, the park was known as paramount’s kings island. pki had many rides, attractions, and buildings named after paramount and/or its better-known movies, such as top gun, days of thunder, face/off, and the italian job. in 2006, the parent company of pki sold it and four other paramount parks to “rival” amus-m-nt park chain cedar fair. in 2007, cedar fair began removing paramount references from ki and other “former” paramount parks, including changing the park’s name to simply kings island.

when owned by paramount, ki was known for installing family attractions and themed rides, but some of these attractions were notorious for theming that would fall apart. when compared to attractions at cedar fair, six flags, and especially universal, busch, and disney parks, paramount’s additions were seen as lackl-ster. pki was also notorious for lackl-ster food service, spotty cleanliness, and neutering/removing cl-ssic rides, and oddly enough, a de-emphasis on live entertainment due to budget cuts in the mid-2000s.

with cedar fair, kings island has re-emphasized cleaniness, live entertainment, and thrill rides. people also antic-p-te the addition of new restaurants in the future. while the 2007 season was not perfect, especially transition between ownership “regimes,” expect a bright future for this midwestern family fun tradition.
let’s go to kings island to ride the beast!
a theme park near cincinati ohio. it has changed owners a few times, including paramounts and currently cedar fair. this changing of ownership has caused the “kiddie-land” type area to change in theme several times, including a nikelodean theme, and a snoopy theme. the original name of perhaps the most famous coaster in “kiddie-land” was the beastie, which was intended to be a smaller version of the beast, but has changed names under different ownerships. kings island’s most famous coasters include the beast, and son of the beast, which both usually have considerably long lines. kings island has its own water park, boomerang bay, which has changed its name a few times also with different ownerships, and is free admission with admission to kings island. (unlike its cheep -ss couzin, cedar point, who has you pay extra admission for use of its water park)
person 1: have you gone to cedar point this year?
person 2: yeah…..but only for the coasters. kings island is where it’s at for coasters and a water park!

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