kings stache


the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.
that woman has the “kings stache” of a fully-grown man

Read Also:

  • Pedominate

    when one turns on their pedometer all day and realizes that they walked more than they thought they did, they “pedominated” person 1: “did you walk a lot today?” person 2: “yes! i walked 25,498 steps. i totally pedominated today.”

  • kinky chinky

    a term used to describe asian girls that don’t fit the typical asian stereotype of being fobish, booksmart and quiet. a kinky ch-nky is a girl that likes to get trashed and use other drugs, likes to get plowed in the -ss and the vag and is into some kinky -ss sh-t. black dude: you […]

  • Peenhole Anxiety

    the terrifying fear of something going in an around your peephole f-ck, i have peenhole anxiety

  • Peili

    a fat d-ck who is weird he’s such a peili! dont be a peili! a s-xy m-f- who gets all the guys and most of the girls. he has s-xy -ss cheeks and you wanna slap his biscuit all day long. jessica: did you see that s-xy -ss m-f-? what a peili.

  • pemso

    a s-xy cool kid from back in the 90s, she was a stunner, a heart throbber and an ultimate goddess. “i was such a pemso”


Disclaimer: kings stache definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.