Kink-fu


although taken from the term “kung fu,” it does not mean a form of kink relating to kung fu but instead is the act of using one’s kinks against them to make them squirm, blush or fl-ster. usually one is left in a mess of feels and sometimes could half-heartedly curse their tormenter for successfully being a master of kink-fu.
person one: i think you beat them at kink-fu.

person two: kink-fu?

person one: they’re a blushing and fl-stered squirming mess. yeah, kink-fu, you used their kinks against them to get them all fl-stered.

person two: so that’s what they were cursing me about.

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