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• Polygamy

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• felt tipped

  its when one, by unfortunate circ-mstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones -n-s resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end. john: ah, for f-ck sake dave, i felt tipped my fingers again! dave: yeah alright mate! wash your […]

• female intuition

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• Firejuice

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