Kinklock


n. the combination lock that guards the naughty vault of your new girl’s kinky preferences. crack the lock and find out where she stands on important issues like bondage, spankage, and other mess-aroundage.
it took me six months to pop her kinklock and get to the raw side of her s-xual appet-te.

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