kinky torpedo
1. an electric rod that converts salt to chlorine, then back to salt in a hot tub.
2. a device used for s-xual pleasure either -n-lly or v-g-n-lly, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. 🙂
3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another’s -ss, or any sort of d-ld-. “kinky torpedo” just sounds better.
1. daughter: hey, mom, you better check the spa, our kinky torpedo’s on the fritz again.
2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, “baby, i got us a gift.” then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!
girl#2: omg was it weird?!
girl#1: it was awesome!!! girl#2, you’ve got to try it.
3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo’s. 😉
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