kinternet
part of the internet supply that is used especially by younger people, e.g. teeny chat rooms and childish you-tube vids. most juveniles go on the kinternet after having returned home from school or kindergarten and after having received clearence to do so from parents with beginning ability to read and write.
hop-o-my-thumb: may i watch sponge-bob on tv, mum?
mum: are you crazy?
hop-o-my-thumb: you are so bad, mum. yesterday i wanted to watch tele-tubbies and you did not allow. i hate you!
mum: ok, ok, you may go on the kinternet then.
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