kiplament


a contracted word meaning “kitchen implement”. can include (but is not limited to) tongs, knives, wooden spoons, potato mashers, forks, and whisks. very useful when suffering a hangover and having trouble remembering words for specific items.
“p-ss me that kiplament, would you?”, or “that’s my f-#%ing kiplament!!”.

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