Kipling


an act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the cl-ssic writer rudyard kipling.
do you like kipling?

i don’t know, i’ve never tried it.
the word kipling (or mr kipling) means ‘exceedingly good’. it derives from british advertis-m-nts for mr kipling bakery products, whose cakes are ‘exceedingly good’. used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.
jo: good match last night?
sam: yeah, kipling bruv.
the act of fellating ones hemorrhoids. made popular by n-bel prize recipient joseph rudyard kipling who was repudiated to thoroughly enjoy the practice.
my girlfriend got really drunk last night and gave me some kipling.
a d-ckhead that thinks he is so cool,and i will kill him if he had the b-lls to show his face but no he thinks a few words makes him real brave.watch out b-tch im coming for you.
a southsider knacker baby who slags northsiders and gets raped in the b-m by his rich daddy cos he drives a bmw and a hummer.

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