Kirby Kiser
a kirby kiser is when you take an old kirby vacuum cleaner and use the hose to suck off an old man. then you spread the old mans j-zz on a kiser roll and eat it.
2) 2 two f-gs. f-g 1 is the kirby and f-g 2 is the kiser. the f-g #1 (kirby) does the sucking of the f-g #2 (kisers) c-ck. after the kiser dumps his load in the kirbys mouth, the kirby open the other f-gs -ss checks (known as the kiser rolls) and spits the j-zz into the kisers -ss hole.
1) i was h-rny and hungry but i could not take my lunch for another few hours. i opened a door in the nursing home i work at and took my old kirby vacuum and sucked out the j-zz from an old man. i then put the j-zz in a kiser roll and ate it.
2) that guy is a real -ss hole, so i kirby kiser’ed him. that will teach that -ss hole to f-ck with me.
3) hey, look at those kirby kisers. they are so gay!
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