Kirk’d


being a captain and giving a long p-ssionate kiss to a beautiful woman, then after having her stare endlessly into you eyes, you give her a one hit k.o!

also known as “to captain kirk” someone.

just being so awesome that you punch a girl in the face after a great kiss and she actually still likes you!
that alien chick just got kirk’d by captain kirk!

did anyone see when the caveman kirk’d that s-xy pirate chick?

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