kirked
the act of having s-xual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn’t tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. while hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her “special area” and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.
-hey did you run into a pr-ckly bush?
-oh man i got kirked!
-hey whats that on your hand? are you pulling a kirk?!
-am i bleeding? oh man, i don’t believe this. i got kirked!
(v) not making your lady friend breakfast after a one-night stand.
dude. i didn’t even make her breakfast. i kirked that ho.
derived from the phrase “good shot kirk.” used when you hit a golf shot and it slices into the woods or an otherwise bad shot or bad move done in any sport or life action. kirked is when you make a bad shot or move and somebody quickly responds by stating “good shot kirk!”
you confidently line up to hit your driver off the tee. you hit the ball and it starts to drift into the woods. other player might say “good shot kirk!” then you have been “kirked.”
when a another guy comes over to the bar and steals the girl you were chatting up (scottish term)
i was chatting up this nice l-ss when thats tw-t kirked me.
to be touched inappropriately while one is p-ssed out from drugs and/or alcohol.
apparently last night when i was blacked-out drunk, some girl kirked me.
the art of being c-ck blocked.
orgin : the biggest c-ckblock, kirk.
dude i just got kirk’ed! … i just kirk’ed his -ss!
to be slapped as hard as effin possible in order to be shut up, most oftenly “kirked” are blonde b-tches or boys with girl names.
ex1
blonde b-tch- ” baby what are you getting me for my b day?”
guy- ” it’s stupid questions like that that get you kirked”
ex2
bad-ss- “kirk!!”
boy with girl name- “n-gg- d-mn!!”
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