Kirking

as in “kirk”, william shatner’s character on star trek
1. hitting on hot alien chicks
2. having s-x with a s-xy alien girl
3. getting tons of alien p-ssy
hot alien girl: this earth n-gg- keeps texting me, “sp-ce netflix and chill?”
other alien girl: that earthling’s just kirking you.
mainly used in the d.c. area it means to go crazy;to spaz out on someone; to over react; to curse someone out
dude; yo what happened?
girl: that girl tried to swizz me outta ma money
dude:o thats why you was kirking out on her
girl: yea i dont play that
to have several relationships with hot women in short periods of time with no attatchment whatsoever.

derived from captain james t. kirk of star trek tos.
dude, he was so kirking while he was in austrailia, it was insane.
(verb) a term for all the times in a sci-fi show and/or movie that a character has s-x with an alien. a reference to captian kirk from star trek, often used in a phrase such as “kirking it up”
commander richer from star trek next generation kirking it up a lot this episode.
the act of sh-tting your pants while at work or in public.
if i let this fart go i’m probably going to be kirking myself
1)the act of getting an individual extremely high and presuading them into purchasing items they dont need. items purchased generally benefit the “kirker.”
2)the act of bullsh-ting beyond belief and or making empty promises to gain a free ride.
dude, your f-cking kirking me right now.
-but you need this man? honestly, what will you do without it?
g-d d-mn it, alright. lets get it.

dude, come test drive this car with me, we’ll test drive it together.
-yeah man, ill drive because obviously you have no car.
dude, uh, your gonna have to wait in his driveway while me and him test drive it.
-f-ck man. you f-cking kirked me.
doing something generous for someone else, helping or volunteering.
wow, look at that man, he’s just kirking everybody!