kiss and tell
the act of learning intimate secrets about one’s s-xual partner and, especially after a one night stand or breaking up, telling most everyone else what those secrets are. usually explicit or kinky in nature, such as d-ck length or fetishes.
i really don’t want to date maria. she loves to kiss and tell. everyone knows about her ex’s foot fetish.
to let everyone u know or talk to know what you are into s-xually and who you doing it with. having a big -ss mouth about your personal liasons.
i’m not into boy that be on that whole kiss and tell tip. that can get somebody killed.
the t-tle of disney channel star and teeny bopper sensation selena gomez’s debut alb-m. the vocals to each song sound as if someone different is singing for each one, and when gomez performed live for the first time on the show “dancing with the stars,” it was made quite obvious that the little singing she did for the alb-m was edited and synched to an average singer’s level.
however, she has many fans who love her, and selena managed to sell 66,000 copies of the alb-m in one week. the end.
ashlyn: ew, selena gomez can not sing.
brian: she’s hot, but she makes my ears bleed.
little girl: no! selena is nice and pretty and looks like alex from wizards of waverly place, so she can do magic! and she’s so cool! mommy bought me ‘kiss and tell’ and she sang really good!
#selena #gomez #demi #lovato #kissing #singing #auto tune
writing a web comic, but intentionally leaving the ident-ty of the cartoonist a mystery.
pete wrote a hilarious web comic about how women belong in the kitchen. he shared this comic with his friends, who found the comic hilarious and literally couldn’t stop laughing. when asked about the comic’s origins, pete went silent. he was not one to kiss and tell.
#women #kitchen #food #comic #mystery #kiss and tell
(v.) to sell ones’ story about a s-xual liasons with a famous person, describing them so that the moronic readers/listeners/viewers can imagine what f-cking a celebrity is like.
she does kiss and tells.
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