Velocitesticularasphixiation
when a man jumps into cold water and his t-st-cl-s drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.
“dude jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath”
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