kiss me kessler


kiss me kessler. named after a major d.c powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

bitters

cherry grenadine

maraschino cherries
any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.
bartender, one kiss me kessler, please. extra grenadine.

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